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Old Oct 11, 2005, 08:47 AM // 08:47   #81
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 08:48 AM // 08:48   #82
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 01:31 PM // 13:31   #83
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Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golfball though a garden hose.- Full Metal Jacket.
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 01:33 PM // 13:33   #84
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keep your friends close,
keep your enemies closer,
and for god's sake keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times!
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 01:58 PM // 13:58   #85
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 02:08 PM // 14:08   #86
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 03:23 PM // 15:23   #87
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"Where is the prisonner?"
"he's been vaporised sir..."
"is this possible ??"
"Yes sir... it's possible" -the Rock-


" - How long have you been down here?"
" - A long time. So long. I was old when the molecules of your world joined and called themselves land, and sea, and fish,… and man." -Babylon5-
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 03:23 PM // 15:23   #88
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Im not a pervert... let me explain.

-some guy in GW-

I'll be copy-pasting some from my old guilds "Greatest Quotes" thread as soon as I get a hold of someone who still has the link to the forum.


EDITED:

"If there is anything more important that my ego, I want it hunted down and destroyed" - guild leader

lol.. erm.. most wont find this funny.. anyway.. "We've got 4 monks this time.." - Some Guild guy
"Did those 4 monks help" - Tarquin after we owned them horribly
"........"

"Hey, these guys have the same cape as us" Laughlyn after looking at Gemna
(Gemna is our guild member..)

"Hmm they're using a lot of poison" Cmon after looking at our bar full of poisoned players
"Really?" Aire
"Must be his female intuition coming through" Laughlyn#


"Squidgy if you brought banish im going to kill you" -Aire

*new pickup joins team*
Joel: ok (insert name) TS is xxx.xx.xxx:xxxx (in teamspeak)

Rudhraighe: "If you can't stop yourself being drained and blackouted, you deserve to die"

"man im tiered, maybe i should swich character" - guild officer @ 4am... rofl

"from left(me):

me: "9 hammer mastery is fine"

Left:"well, 10 is better than 9"

me "well duh!:" not even funny.. but oh well.

/Aire - Tarrant's greatest fan- roflz0r :P

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Old Oct 11, 2005, 04:53 PM // 16:53   #89
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 05:21 PM // 17:21   #90
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 05:51 PM // 17:51   #91
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"YEAH!"
"Well... you can't." - Serenity

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I'm not conceited... just convinced.
I'm not conceited bacause that's a flaw, and I have no flaws.
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #92
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"Hey man u look just like i feel" -Corp Hicks (Michael Biehn) luved this one
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 07:45 PM // 19:45   #93
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Originally Posted by Witchblade
go to bed, Neo
I'm waiting for you, hurry up

"how deep does the rabbit hole go"? - teh matrix
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 07:51 PM // 19:51   #94
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 08:08 PM // 20:08   #95
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favorite quote of all time :

"le grille?! what the heck is le grille?!?!"
~Homer Simpson

/my friends and i quoted this about 20x a day for like 2 years....obsessed?
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 08:18 PM // 20:18   #96
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Just read this in a book I'm reading for politcal science:

"Ninety percent of people don't want to hear about your problems, and the other ten percent are glad it's you."
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 09:27 PM // 21:27   #97
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Knights of the Old Republic SPOILER!!!!


*Darth Malak: Im... impossible. I... I cannot be beaten. I am the Dark Lord of the Sith.

Revan: This is the way of the Dark Side, Malak - All things end in death.

Darth Malak: Still... still spouting the wisdom the Jedi, I see. Maybe there is more truth in their code than I ever believed. I... I cannot help but wonder, Revan. What would have happened had our positions been reversed? What if fate had decreed I would be captured by the Jedi? Could I have returned to the Light, as you did? If you had not led me down the Dark Path in the first place, what destiny would I have found?

Revan: I am sorry I started you on this path. But you chose to continue down it.

Darth Malak: I suppose... I suppose you speak the truth. I alone must accept responsibility for my fate. I wanted to be Master of the Sith and ruler of the galaxy. But that destiny was not mine, Revan. It might have been yours, perhaps... but never mine. And in the end, as the darkness takes me... I am nothing.*

Twas a great moment iv experanced playing a video game. They need to make this game into a movie.

** I need a weapon.**

-Master Chief



***Bad guy: Who are you?!?

Hiko Seijuro: You won't be alive long enough to remember my name....

{Bad guy gets cut into about 6 pieces}***

From A Rurouni Kenshin movie i can't remember the title to.

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Old Oct 11, 2005, 09:30 PM // 21:30   #98
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Knights of the Old Republic SPOILER!!!!


*Darth Malak: Im... impossible. I... I cannot be beaten. I am the Dark Lord of the Sith.

Revan: This is the way of the Dark Side, Malak - All things end in death.

Darth Malak: Still... still spouting the wisdom the Jedi, I see. Maybe there is more truth in their code than I ever believed. I... I cannot help but wonder, Revan. What would have happened had our positions been reversed? What if fate had decreed I would be captured by the Jedi? Could I have returned to the Light, as you did? If you had not led me down the Dark Path in the first place, what destiny would I have found?

Revan: I am sorry I started you on this path. But you chose to continue down it.

Darth Malak: I suppose... I suppose you speak the truth. I alone must accept responsibility for my fate. I wanted to be Master of the Sith and ruler of the galaxy. But that destiny was not mine, Revan. It might have been yours, perhaps... but never mine. And in the end, as the darkness takes me... I am nothing.*

Twas a great moment iv experanced playing a video game. They need to make this game into a movie.

**Master Chief: I need a weapon.**

Halo 2 of course!


***Bad guy: Who are you?!?

Hiko Seijuro: You won't be alive long enough to remember my name....

{Bad guy gets cut into about 6 pieces}***

From A Rurouni Kenshin movie i can't remember the title to.

RuRo Ken Book 8 I Think
keep Your Friends Close, Keep Your Enemies Closer ~ From Some Dude I Saw On TV
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 09:42 PM // 21:42   #99
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"Guns... lots of gun" Neo.. from the Matrix

"I'm a evil homer" Homer Simpson
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Old Oct 11, 2005, 09:45 PM // 21:45   #100
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i cannot linger.
Look out butt,
here comes my finger."

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